Such is Life
The Committment Conundrum in Three Vignettes
1: No As we headed out on our bike ridewe were suddenly accompanied by an uninvited dog. We got off and tried to shoo him home, but he didn’t move. I clearly did not want a tag along dog – we were headed out on a long ride, around a lake and between two mountains,…
Read MoreMarco Polo, Ouija and Snickers
As I passed by a pool filled with kids on a muggy day, I realized that they were playing the game Marco Polo. I had played this game as a kid, but thought it was perhaps a faddish or very local thing, but here it was again a generation later. Marco Polo is an aquatic…
Read MoreMergers and Acquisitions
Along with the crossword puzzle, the Wedding and Celebrations section justifies the hefty price of the Sunday NY Times. Back in the 1960s, I used to peruse this section in the remote possibility of recognizing a name. Beyond that, there was always plenty of snickering at the east coast WASP elite that was featured, with ridiculous…
Read MoreLaw and Order
I think that every generation of children has a touchstone television show whose ingrained theme song immediately brings back their youth. For me, it was Leave it to Beaver, and then later with my younger brothers, most definitely The Dick Van Dyke Show. Every night at 6:30 we would watch the opening credits and try…
Read MoreThe Same Old Story
The basic plot lines of forbidden love, the overwhelming desire for what you can’t have, undiluted jealousy have been the fodder for umpteen movies, cheap paperbacks, great works of fact and fiction, and certainly scads of episodes of Law and Order. But you add in the detail that the basic tawdry love triangle included three…
Read MoreDon’t Drink the Water
For two crystal clear days in June I was sequestered in a conference room in a swanky Chicago hotel listening to presentations on mouth sores – an exquisitely painful side effect of cancer therapy. The room darkened and the group was treated to lurid slide after slide of glistening red and oozing mouth sores. Oblivious…
Read MoreI Can Hear My Breasts
For several years friends have been recommending that I read Nora Ephron’s collection of essays called “I Feel Bad About My Neck,” saying that we have a similar writing style and that both of us seem to be pretty agreeable about making fun of ourselves. I think that they are probably right, but I have…
Read MoreFamily Car Ride
Although the seven hour car ride to our vacation spot has remained largely unchanged over the past 40 years, the context has gone through several evolutions. As kids, the absolute keyed up anticipation of summer vacation made the trip endless; with 5 kids there was endless fidgeting in the car, siblings crossing imaginary lines and…
Read MorePriority Access
It is easy to get nostalgic about the early days of flying, when air travel was still such a novel luxury that men wore sportcoats, women wore pearls and peppy stewardesses served macadamia nuts. Everyone truly believed that they could “sit back, relax and enjoy the flight.” Now the airlines have unbundled their services, charging…
Read MoreA Hand and a Foot
So many images flitting across the computer screen from the royal wedding – those absurd hats – fascinators – that find their full flower when royals gather, and the equally ridiculous military uniforms with oversized epaulets, sashes, elaborately braided ropes and boots with spurs. Tin-pot dictators have caricatured this garb many times, decking themselves out in…
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