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Lists: 5 Ideas to Shake Up Olympics Ice Skating
1. Redefine Pairs Currently the International Skating Union (ISU) states that pairs and ice dancing partners must consist of a “lady” and a man, though it does not define these genders further. Why not open it up to two humans of any description? The logical place to start is ice dancing, which has its origins…
Read MoreLists: Words to Live By
1. Think Before You Stink —- 6th grade teacher The devastating consequences of this grade school adage only became apparent in my professional life. I was working against a deadline for an article on PET scans, a new and controversial medical technology at the time. I wanted to get reaction comments from the PET Society…
Read MoreIn Praise of Kitchen Gadgets
There is nothing like a visit to Bed, Bath and Beyond to restore one’s confidence in American ingenuity. I’m not talking about the whiz bang intelligence required to send a man to Mars, invent the Internet, or thwart Russian hackers. I’m talking about the everyday can-do spirit of ordinary Americans who tinker in their…
Read MoreFirst Evers, Chapter 2
1. Respect I had heard about athletes being “in the zone.” I particularly remember the Kansas City A’s hall of famer George Brett talking about those out-of-the-blue days when a baseball inexplicably looked as big as a melon. Brett just couldn’t help but hit a home run and “go downtown.” It never occurred to me…
Read MoreLists: First Evers, Chapter One
1. Selfishness I don’t recall absorbing the difficult childhood mandate to share, but by age nine or ten, I had a grasp on the give and take of toys and the painful sacrifice of a split cookie. At this point sharing was confined to friends and family. It was the dentist’s office that taught me the abstract…
Read MoreLists: Reasonably Flat Surfaces That Could Be Used for Forced Idleness Advertising
The airport experience is nothing but sequential moments of forced idleness. As we stand numbly in security lines or fidget at the gate, our weary eyes dart around looking for stimulation. Marketers have obliged. Every available surface is slathered with ads – the pillars of the concourse, the elevator door, the escalator rails or the…
Read MoreLists: Four Misnomers and One God’s Honest Truth
Misnomers 1. Daylight Savings Time In the late 1950s I was eight years old, a time when my mother routinely told us to clean our dinner plates because “children were starving in Armenia.” I did not grasp this logic but her stern voice convinced me it was my patriotic duty to eat all that…
Read More5 Best Idioms Using the Word Shit
Every language is enlivened by its array of idioms and my impression is that English is particularly well-endowed, perhaps because Shakespeare played for our team. I have collected dictionaries of idioms, including specialized references, such as idioms of the army (i.e. FUBB) or idioms of the sailor (i.e. son of a gun). Each year there…
Read MorePodcast: 5 Best Idioms Using the Word Shit
There are so many to choose from, which are the best?
Read MoreLists: Bad Christmas Songs
On December 23rd, I set out on a solo drive 360 miles straight north to the shores of Lake Superior with the rest of the family following shortly behind in a second car. I frequently take this drive and look forward to the entertainment of an audio book, but this time I was driving my husband’s…
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