Chapter 4. SAT: The Reveal

By Liza Blue / July 27, 2011 /

(For the complete SAT experience see other 3 chapters and a YouTube song parody about the SAT test!) It has been one month since I took the SATs and while awaiting my scores I have been interested to learn more about its history.  It turns out that the SAT test was an outgrowth of the…

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Thrown Under the Bus

By Liza Blue / July 27, 2011 /

This spring, on an ill advised impulse, I signed up for a ladies’ ice hockey league, where random teams were formed based on the self ranking of the players.  I originally had no interest, but then I was contacted directly and urged to participate.  This was the first time I had ever been pursued athletically…

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I Can Hear My Breasts

By Liza Blue / July 27, 2011 /

For several years friends have been recommending that I read Nora Ephron’s collection of essays called “I Feel Bad About My Neck,” saying that we have a similar writing style and that both of us seem to be pretty agreeable about making fun of ourselves. I think that they are probably right, but I have…

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Words with No Meaning

By Liza Blue / July 12, 2011 /

A while ago I wrote about the specialized vocabulary shared by seasoned crossword puzzle aficionados – words that tend to have a lot of “e’s” in them, like epée and ewer, essential to the crossword fill surrounding the theme words.  I have come to know exactly what these words mean, even though they have no…

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Family Car Ride

By Liza Blue / July 10, 2011 /

Although the seven hour car ride to our vacation spot has remained largely unchanged over the past 40 years, the context has gone through several evolutions.  As kids, the absolute keyed up anticipation of summer vacation made the trip endless; with 5 kids there was endless fidgeting in the car, siblings crossing imaginary lines and…

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Line Management

By Liza Blue / July 10, 2011 /

For the past 50+ years I have celebrated Christmas in exactly the same way – family get togethers and toting casseroles from suburb to suburb, trying to make sure that everyone had the same quality and quantity of gifts and filling up stockings with crappy little shit.  Two years ago as I was gathering stocking…

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Last One Picked

By Liza Blue / July 10, 2011 /

Girls’ grade school sports in the pre Title 9 days of the late 1960s were a decidedly low key affair, and presumably were included in the curriculum on the basis of the “sound mind, sound body” principle.  There was no such thing as traveling teams, no parental involvement and no aspirations for college scholarships, simply…

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The 17 Year Itch

By Liza Blue / July 9, 2011 /

For the past 17 years Joe had rarely looked at himself in the mirror.  For a while he had stopped on the way to work every morning to get a shave, but he eventually abandoned this indulgence and just grew a beard.  He took a deep breath and looked straight into the mirror and at…

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Buy a Ticket and Clap

By Liza Blue / July 9, 2011 /

Flipping through the channels one evening, I lucked into the Australian Open tennis tournament just as the announcer said, “The effortlessness of Federer’s game belies his mastery of his craft.”  The replay showed Federer gliding along the baseline, flicking a lob over a flailing opponent, with gasps and applause from the adoring audience. I surfed…

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Costco Field Trip

By Liza Blue / July 1, 2011 /

About 2 years ago, Costco caused a major fracas in our suburban community when they announced their intention to locate a store here. There was some effort to dress up the controversy as an environmental issue related to the number of gas pumps that were part of the store.

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