Anagrams: In the Kitchen
The French chef insists that to have a good meal,
You must follow his * * * * * * * with ardor and zeal.
The directions he gives are detailed and * * * * * * *
And give the exact amounts for each herb and spice.
But one day the chef lets out a scream that * * * * * * * the air.
Someone is substituting processed cheese food for aged Camembert.