Anagrams: A Pig and a Lamb

According to an ancient American fable,

A pig and a lamb lived together in a * * * * *.

The pig said, “Easter is coming soon and I’m telling you,

That luscious lamb stew will be on the menu.”

“They will send the * * * * * farmer to come chop off your head.

I bet that about now you wish you were a pig instead.”

But the farmer was so moved by the * * * * * of the little lamb,

He took one look at the dirty old pig and decided to have ham.

The land winked and said, “My charm and pathos have never failed,

I turned the * * * * * on the pig and he got nailed.