Anagrams: A Pig and a Lamb
According to an ancient American fable,
A pig and a lamb lived together in a * * * * *.
The pig said, “Easter is coming soon and I’m telling you,
That luscious lamb stew will be on the menu.”
“They will send the * * * * * farmer to come chop off your head.
I bet that about now you wish you were a pig instead.”
But the farmer was so moved by the * * * * * of the little lamb,
He took one look at the dirty old pig and decided to have ham.
The land winked and said, “My charm and pathos have never failed,
I turned the * * * * * on the pig and he got nailed.
